Why not drink your berries?
Sure, everyone knows that strawberries are both good and good for you. But you know what else is extra good and extra good for you? Apparently, strawberries with booze! (Sure, there's all those details about detrimental effects of alcohol. But if you'd have been drinking anyway, why not drop a few strawberries in there and make yourself feel a little better about it?)
Update: Reader bhive1 makes the problematic observation that the article in question doesn't actually say any of those things. (See comments). Luckily, here in Blogger-land we are untroubled by journalistic ethics that might require us to check if the things we report are actually true.